Once while I was boarding a bus, the auntie in front of me
shoved a girl in front of her. When the girl yelled at the auntie,
the auntie protested that she was in a rush for a seat.
And I've lost count of the number of times I've seen
supposedly-decrepit aunties running like Usain Bolt while boarding
a train so that they can sit.
And I can remember plopping my rear end right into the face of a
'sliding auntie' who stole my seat on the MRT. Damn, I should have
just unleashed a hydrogen sulphide/methane attack at her face.
